December 2009
9 posts
“Well, I listen to Bob Dylan now, so there’s that.”
– A student of mine, when I asked my introduction to creative writing class what they liked about the semester. I’m proud of ya, kiddo. (via savingpaper) I’m sending my kids to that school.
Dec 18th
“I will beat Shawne’s head in, right now,” he said. “It’s...”
– Chad Ochocinco. Roger, I hate you so much for issuing this man a fine every week. (Thanks Janny.)
Dec 17th
“The Bulls mascot offered me a hard boiled egg in the cafeteria which was very...”
– Wife
Dec 15th
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“I’ll probably be popped off by some loony.”
–  John Lennon, when asked how he might die someday. (via ringoknowsbest)
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