January 2010
41 posts
“Upon flushing said toilet, the contents of the toilet exploded out of the toilet...”
– Woman sues Metra, claiming toilet (hilariously) exploded on her.
If I was a judge, I would only take these cases.
Residents, Schools In Miami Area Being Warned... →
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The Who’s lead guitarist was arrested but never convicted of visiting child porn sites in 2003, and several South Florida child-abuse activist organizations—who surely have children’s safety and not publicity in mind—are distributing warnings.
They won’t be fooled again?
The Kids Are Alright
Obit: J.D. Salinger →
This is by far my favorite part:
He married a German woman, very briefly — a doctor about whom biographers have been able to discover very little. Her name was Sylvia, Margaret Salinger said, but Mr. Salinger always called her Saliva.
“I was reading the times today, high times. There was an article about a guy that...”
– Zach Galifianakis (via benjyie) (via ceejerr)
NYT: CBSSports had the most accurate preseason... →
Strangely, ESPN only shows up on one breakdown, most accurate running back rankings.
“Can you call Google and ask them when the website will show up in the search...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Update
Just updating you all. 3:44 p.m. — Still haven’t laughed at an iPad joke.
Chicago cancels July 3 fireworks →
Hopefully we will still be able to hang out, Janny.
iPad? Really?
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The future of feminine products—er—computing is upon us!
Yea, I bet that’s really going to hinder the sale of them too.
McNabb leads Pro Bowl replacements →
Surely David Garrard, Kyle Vanden Bosch and Heath Miller will get people to watch, right?
RIGHT?
Peyton Manning does not appreciate Jeff Saturday... →
Just to get us fired up for the SB.
Chilled By Choice →
“At bottom, the Court’s opinion [today] is thus a rejection of the common sense...”
– Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, author of the dissent in today’s 5-4 ruling that will allow corporations to spend as freely as they like in federal elections. (via savingpaper) (via hellonewworld) (via tumblndice)
I can’t wait for the Sarah Palin/Gander Mountain ticket.
i'm disgusted
ceejerr:
robot-heart-politics:
shannonnews:
“[Scott Brown is] a Republican who has said he supports waterboarding as an interrogation technique for terrorism suspects; opposes a federal cap-and-trade program to reduce carbon emissions; and opposes a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants unless they leave the country.” NYT
Your model-turned-Senator, folks.
Notre Dame newspaper editor resigns over... →
The comics have gotten hilariously unfunny.
Pop Culture Reference!
I tried reading Bill Simmons today…it didn’t work out.
Palin says her favorite founding father is ‘all of... →
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banalitycheck:
suitep:
Yesterday Fox News’ Glenn Beck interviewed newly minted Fox “analyst” Sarah Palin for his entire show. During the interview, Beck asked Palin who her favorite Founding Father is. “You know, well, all of them because they came collectively together with…so much diversity in terms of belief but collectively they came together to form this union.”
I wish I...
Mikey Hicks, 8, Can't Get Off U.S. Terror Watch... →
You go Homeland Security! I’m terrified of this boy and his Cub Scout medals.
Colts To Rest Starters For First Game Of Playoffs →
mattmattucci:
(via banalitycheck)
You know when starters are most likely to get hurt? The first two rounds of the playoffs!
“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk...”
– Rev. Pat Robertson, on his CBN broadcast today. (via abbyjean) (via thepoliticalpartygirl)
Well, that’s all the explanation I need. Thanks, Rev.
(via banalitycheck)
(via tumblndice)
This was in my 8th grade textbook, “Natural Disasters” by Pat Robertson
Thoughts
If only the number of people who are rushing to support Conan on the Web would have watched his show, we probably could have avoided this.
Donation
To resolve all this college football coaching nonsense, I would like to donate Bill Lynch to Tennessee. Please pick him up by Friday. Thanks.
“Reid said: “I have no regret over calling Greenspan a political hack. Because he...”
– saving paper: The NYT Mag profile of Harry Reid is a MUST READ. (via hellonewworld)
Sarah Palin to join FOX News →
You know, because they’re impartial.
Emanuel to run for mayor of Chicago? →
